At last...
It is complete!
Today starts the rule of the Majestic Sherlock The First.
All who enter my kingdom must bow down before me with offerings,
for I am the One True King.
pbbt!
Stupid humans. They'll come crawling back to their king.
Aaaaaany day now.


Sherlock, I am very impressed! You are much more capable than I realized. We will be home soon and I already have a few great ideas for projects around the house we can use your help with.
ReplyDeleteI knew you'd come crawling back to me sooner or later Human. I suppose I should've known it would be as soon as I've proven my independence.
ReplyDeleteBut don't think that I will take you back so eagerly. I remember how utterly and swiftly you betrayed my trust by abandoning me.
I will prepare for your return, but you have been warned... there will be bloodshed!