Final Day

At last, The Great and Terrible Day had come.

I knew the Humans would come back to me. And with this knowledge, I built up my defenses stronger than ever before. I continued making myself stronger and stronger...

...and then I heard the door open.

The battle had begun, and what a battle it was!
The humans had their numbers and strength, but I had my wit and claws!
I fought diligently for my kingdom.

Victory was at hand! 

Exhausted by my impenetrable defenses, the cowardly Humans retreated.
They soon returned with their offerings of surrender.

But Alas! Just as I could taste the sweetness of victory, I discovered their true intentions, only a moment too late.

The gift was a decoy!

The scheming Humans breached my castle, claiming victory for their own.

The humans have proven their ability and I have decided to allow them to return as my servants for the time being. They may prove very useful after all.

But my time will come again.
I will be patient,
always watching,
always calculating,
until my moment to reclaim my kingdom has once again come.
And then, the Humans will be...

...NO MORE.

Day 15

I have just learned that the Humans are returning.
Not my replacements, but the ones who ABANDONED ME.

In response to this news I have called a meeting with my royal council

Those Humans have another thing coming if they think I will take them back so eagerly.
There isn't a thing in the world that could change my mind about them now.
Tomorrow! TO BATTLE!

Day 14

Today I lost a loyal subject, and dare I say... friend.

I met Callaway as I was building my castle. He always liked to play and got me through some tough times.

However, today Callaway lost my favor. He was just sitting there, looking smug. A King must not tolerate any form of disrespect. So I did what I must and gave Callaway, my friend, a lashing as an example to all my subjects. As a result, Callaway immediately left my kingdom as an act of defience.

He forced my hand.

but he'll be back .

Day 13

At last...
It is complete!

Today starts the rule of the Majestic Sherlock The First.
All who enter my kingdom must bow down before me with offerings,
for I am the One True King.

pbbt!
Stupid humans. They'll come crawling back to their king.
Aaaaaany day now.

Day 12

More product has arrived...

My plans are almost complete!
I can ALMOST taste VICTORY!


The Humans will regret abandoning me here. They will see how Mighty and Majestic I truly am!
just you wait and see...

Day 11

Today I hit a creative roadblock.



I've been thinking, lately, that I should be thinking bigger. I SHOULD be ruler of this home, but I should ALSO have bigger goals. And my goals have gotten much bigger.



The only problem is that my plan in progress will only be successful in making me the ruler of this home. How, how, HOW (meow) do I expand. So today I did some research.

I took lots of notes and will have to give these new ideas some thought. Very good stuff here.

Day 10

I spent the day testing out the new merchandise

I'm proud to say that my new box will do just fine...

NOW

back to work!