Tuesday, July 14, 2015

Day 5

HUMANS!!!!!!!


How DARE they leave ME!

That's FINE! I don't need any pesky HUMANS anyway!



They can all go CHOKE ON A HAIRBALL!




They'll regret the day they crossed my majesty soon

2 comments:

  1. Dear Tuxedo Cat,

    I feel your pain and know how you feel. My family has taken off to Cancun, Mexico and left me with a crazy red-headed lady. She has no respect. She won't even open the door for me and expects me to use the CAT DOOR! Yesterday, she brought home a cat toy made out of a stick with a feather attached to the end of it. I refused to play with it. I just stared at her...... thinking "who do you think I am?! You aren't my family..... leave me alone!" I hope my family returns soon, I don't think I can take much more of this abuse.

    Fred the cat
    Berkeley, California

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  2. Dear Fred the Fantastic,

    I will pray for you at cat nap time. My therapist has given me some advice today which I will pass on to you. You may feel anger, but don't let that stop you from being Fantastic Fred. We must channel our energy into something constructive. For instance, I have already begun preparations on a project too big to reveal here, in case the humans are spying. It's what I was always meant to do, I have faith you will find the same.


    Your Majesty,
    Sherlock - The Tuxedo Cat

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