Soon, I will have all I ever wanted!
Soon!
Saturday, July 18, 2015
Friday, July 17, 2015
Day 8
RATS!
The food raid today was a failure. The humans must have anticipated my rise to power and have protected their food sources in some sort of force field.
This is just a minor setback though.
Nothing will stop me from achieving my goals. Not even hunger!
Back to work.
The food raid today was a failure. The humans must have anticipated my rise to power and have protected their food sources in some sort of force field.
This is just a minor setback though.
Nothing will stop me from achieving my goals. Not even hunger!
Back to work.
Thursday, July 16, 2015
Day 7
Busy day today,
I almost forgot to start this daily log.
I've been hard at work: Designing, calculating, redesigning, recalculating
It's all coming together though.
In other news: The Lizard, it turns out, is dead. Isn't that wonderful? Loyal to the very end. I must find more like it.
Starvation is starting to set in. I will attempt to raid the Humans' food storage tomorrow. They were dumb enough to leave it behind. Their loss.
I almost forgot to start this daily log.
I've been hard at work: Designing, calculating, redesigning, recalculating
It's all coming together though.
In other news: The Lizard, it turns out, is dead. Isn't that wonderful? Loyal to the very end. I must find more like it.
Starvation is starting to set in. I will attempt to raid the Humans' food storage tomorrow. They were dumb enough to leave it behind. Their loss.
Wednesday, July 15, 2015
Day 6
So today I slept
I didn't really feel like doing much, but then my Therapist visited. We talked about what she called "anger" and she made me write a note to the humans. It went like this:
"Dear Stupid Humans,
I don't need you anymore. I have made best friends with the lizard. You remember, the one who always acts dead when we play together in the living room. He is much more loyal and would never abandon his majesty.
Therefore, I hope I never see you again.
Goodbye!
P.S. The furniture has proven to be useful as a perfect scratch-post."
She didn't think it was very productive
So instead, she asked me to try out something creative, like arts or crafts.
I didn't really feel like doing much, but then my Therapist visited. We talked about what she called "anger" and she made me write a note to the humans. It went like this:
"Dear Stupid Humans,
I don't need you anymore. I have made best friends with the lizard. You remember, the one who always acts dead when we play together in the living room. He is much more loyal and would never abandon his majesty.
Therefore, I hope I never see you again.
Goodbye!
P.S. The furniture has proven to be useful as a perfect scratch-post."
She didn't think it was very productive
So instead, she asked me to try out something creative, like arts or crafts.
After she left I had a wonderfully terrific idea...
but more on that later.
Tuesday, July 14, 2015
Day 5
HUMANS!!!!!!!
They'll regret the day they crossed my majesty soon
How DARE they leave ME!
That's FINE! I don't need any pesky HUMANS anyway!
They can all go CHOKE ON A HAIRBALL!
They'll regret the day they crossed my majesty soon
Monday, July 13, 2015
Day 4
I expect the replacement humans will arrive today or tomorrow.
In the meantime, I've been catching up on my summer reading list.
Soon things will be back to normal.
In the meantime, I've been catching up on my summer reading list.
Soon things will be back to normal.
Sunday, July 12, 2015
Day 3
It appears the humans are not returning
Did I fire them?
...I can't remember.
...and more importantly,
Why is my bowl still empty?
Did I fire them?
...I can't remember.
...and more importantly,
Why is my bowl still empty?
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